Wednesday, April 28, 2010

Coed Softball - What a BLAST!!

DRocks account of last nights game...
Joe, We would have won but here is how it shook down. We were getting killed 10-1 in the 5th. After a monster home run by Nick in the 6th and bhudda in the 7th, and a few key hits after we found ourselves down only 10-8. With one out, Kate hit a nice grounder to the hot boy at short. Kate, sure to impress the hot boy, ran her heart out to prove her worthiness that she, yes she should be held in his rippling muscles. Unfortunately hot boy, being the bastard he is still tried to throw her out. The throw was slightly high causing the plain yet tall girl at first to jump ever so slightly. As plain yet tall girl was in the air the following two events occurred. 1. plain yet tall girl caught the ball and 2. Kate reached the orange bag. Now although Kate was safe, Matt otherwise known as Tall Beardy Umpire, or “Matthew” if you are a girl named Summer that is trying to hit on Tall Beardy Umpire, proceeded to call Kate out. Now she was clearly safe but Gilbert had a front row seat and decided to fight for the call to be overturned. Gilbert was very convincing, at least to us, but Tall Beardy Umpire(TBU) wasn’t going to back down. And apparently neither was Gilbert. Gilbert got so riled up that he ended up screaming at TBU. When a rogue piece of saliva exited Gilberts mouth reaching TBU’s cheek (thus essentially meaning Gilbert and TBU kissed), a multitude of events shook down. TBU was pissed and threw Gilbert out of the game, Gilbert was pissed because he knew he was right, Kate was still dreaming about hot boy on short, Summer was jealous of Gilbert and that he essentially kissed TBU, Nick was still passed out on the bench because he had to jog all four bases from his home run and bhudda was out signing autographs (which was weird because no one was asking for it). After Gilbert was thrown out, kaye Lynn was up and ran like hell to stretch a single into a double via a spectacular slide and made an ESPN top 10 play of the day. Now here is the best part. Next up should have been Gilbert (thus representing the tying run)but because he was thrown out of the game we had to take an auto out. Well it just so happens this was our 3rd out of the inning and also the final out of the game!! Thus we lost and it was 100% Gilberts fault. If only Gilbert would have known that the secret to overturning a call was to proclaim “scouts honor” to TBU we wouldn’t have been in such a sad situation!

Now that is what I remember….

Tuesday, April 6, 2010

Wedding Day from Adam Wills on Vimeo.


Thanks to Larissa's friend for putting this together!