Overly zealous Mormon guy at my office : My wife is so amazing at picking fantasy sports teams and stuff. Seriously dude, she's been in like 7 pools with me and my friends and she's won almost EVERY ONE OF THEM.
Me: Really?
Overly zealous Mormon guy at my office: Seriously bro, and I think she picks them by which name she likes better or which team has the cutest outfits.
Me: Outfits?
Overly zealous Mormon guy at my office: yes. she picks 'em by looking at their YOOONs.
Me: Yoons?
OZMGAMO: YOON IFORMS! dude, you don't know what "YOONs" are? HAW HAW HAW didn't you play any sports growing up?
Me: Yes but I've never heard them called YOONs.
OZMGAMO: Seriously bro? you've never heard of "Unis" being short for uniforms.
Me: yes I've heard of "Unis".. just not YOOONS
OZMGAMO: Yoons and Unis are the same.
Me: Oh.
Me: Well, maybe you should take your wife to Vegas.
OZMGAMO: Why?
Me: um..... for the buffet - and to see the temple
OZMGAMO: Do they have a nice temple in Vegas?
Me: Ya, its sweet